Why are they called UNHAPPY?

Because we were. Unhappy with fake food, fake claims, and fake smiles on boxes full of filler. UNHAPPY isn’t about being negative – it’s about being real.

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Are they gluten-free?

Yep. 100%. No wheat, no hidden crumbs, no “may contain” fine print.

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Are they healthy?

They’re real. That’s the point. We’re not selling diet food – we’re fixing junk food. High protein, real ingredients, no filler. Better, not perfect.

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What makes them different?

73% real chicken breast – skin on. No reformed meat, no soy protein, no lies. Just nuggets that actually taste like chicken.

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Do adults eat them?

Every damn day. UNHAPPY wasn’t made for kids – it was made for people who grew up on nuggets and got tired of being lied to. They just happen to be good enough to share.

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Can I feed them to my kids?

Absolutely. They’re made with the same ingredients you’d cook at home — just crispier. Guilt-free dinners that kids will actually eat. You’ll probably steal a few yourself.

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Are they made in Australia?

Yep. Proudly. Australian chicken. Australian made. Australian owned.

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What’s next for UNHAPPY?

We started with nuggets, but this is bigger than nuggets. We’re rebuilding food from the ground up – honest, craveable, and done right. Sauces are next. Then whatever else needs fixing.

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How do I get them in my local store?

Tell your retailer you want UNHAPPY – or tag us and we’ll make some noise. Real demand moves shelves faster than sales reps.

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Still got questions?

Good. That’s the whole point. Shoot us a message. We’ll tell you everything we can — no BS.